Benteke in vendita su eBay

[gondrano]

lo so andrebbe nel topic del calciomercato, ma la notizia è troppo golosa...
http://www.leggo.it/SPORT/CALCIO/benteke_aston_villa_ebay/notizie/306049.shtml

 


Venerdì 19 Luglio 2013

BIRMINGHAM - Rompe con il suo agente e si mette in vendita su eBay. Succede anche questo nel calciomercato internazionale, come scrive gazzetta.it. Autore del gesto scherzoso ma non troppo è Christian Benteke che non vuole più restare all'Aston Villa. Su di lui l'interessamento del Tottenham che è arrivato ad offrire 20 milioni di euro, ma la richiesta è di 34 milioni di euro.

Nel frattempo la punta belga rompe anche col suo agente Kismet, ancora non in grado di trovargli un nuovo club. E così si mette in vendita. Da ieri sera su eBay si può comprare Christian Benteke, attaccante dell'Aston Villa. L’attaccante si è messo in vendita provocatoriamente così: "Sono solo un po' usato”.
 
Il prezzo di apertura è 500 sterline. “Faccio tutto questo per togliermi dai piedi il mio agente. I soldi che sarebbero stati a lui destinati li utilizzerò per aiutare le trasferte dei tifosi del Villa, che mi sono sempre stati vicini. Le 500 sterline? In origine avevo pensato a 99 penny..." Sino a questo momento sono arrivate 65 proposte, la "bid" scade lunedi.

DAJE CHE TARE SEGUE L'ASTA....

[CP 4.0]

daglie rega', prima che ce lo soffiano quelli del St. Pauli o i 'dirigenti' dei finalisti di Coppa Campioni, un altro mercato e' possibile.

certo si tratta di dover spendere prima di guadagnare (l'asta finisce il 24 ben prima l'arrivo della prossima busta paga), ma il rischio non e' per mediocri tifosi da poltrona belli comodi.

specialmente considerato che le spese di spedizione sono incluse nell'offerta.

A great chance to buy the self-confessed Arsenal supporter Christian Benteke and add one of those fashionable Belgian players to your team.

Having to reluctantly sell Benteke, as looking to build a team of decent players who respect Aston Villa FC and its supporters.

There is a reserve price of £25 million, so you are advised to start your bidding at that amount. ***No time wasters please from Tottenham Hotspur***

While Christian Benteke is in perfect working order, there are slight blemishes, but they only add to his charm as the perfect example of a modern day Premier League footballer.


He's liable to lie (the opening bid amount of 99p is how much his word is worth).
 He's more interested in money than your team's supporters.
 He also has a questionable temperament, which may be exposed when he has the burden of playing with a hefty price tag on his head and is forced to play in pointless Europa League matches.

With that in mind, we've reduced his price from the original asking price of £40 million for a quick sale.

* Be careful when trying to remove the 'One Season Wonder' sticker from Benteke's forehead.

We can arrange delivery in our van, although we take no responsibility for the condition you'll find Christian Benteke in on arrival.

N.B. Buying on Ebay is the only way you'll avoid paying agent fees to Eris Kismet. Instead, we will use the extra couple of million or so, that would have been agent fees, to subsidise away travel and tickets for Aston Villa fans for the upcoming 2013/14 season.

Christian Benteke Description

Full name: Christian Benteke Liolo Judas

Date of Birth: 3 December 1990 (age 22)

Born: Zaire

Language: French, English (but doesn't understand cockney)

Height: 6 ft 3

Position: Striker

Favourite thing: Money

Dream: To play for Arsenal FC

For more details on Christian Benteke, please check: http://www.myoldmansaid.com

BIDDER QUESTIONS:

1) Does he start well in coldconditions? - steve-mike-metallica

Actually, I have to be honest,during the Christmas period, he's next to useless, as the Chelsea, Spurs &Wigan games prove. myoldmansaid

2) Do you offerintergalactic delivery ?

- jechurchley


If that means strapping him to a rocket and aiming at the stars? Thenyes, we can do intergalactic delivery.

- myoldmansaid


3) Are batteries included?

- lollacorn

Yes, but they old last one season

-myoldmansaid

4) Hi is this item reliable and will it work for more than 12 months or am ilikely to need to replace it after a short time.

- oemicros

It comes with a nine month guarantee. After that, it's best to have aback-up plan, just in case.

- myoldmansaid

 

5) Hido you do this in the Home kit version please ad will it stay for more than 1season. Does the item have any holes or blemishes.

- retrokicks2013

 

Seedescription for blemishes etc and other answers for lasting over one season. Wecan supply Benteke in an club shirt you wish, as he doesn’t care which one hewears as long as the money is good.

 

-myoldmansaid

 

 

6) Listen friend, I've gota top notch offer for you. I'm guessing you've heard of Jonathan Obika?

If you haven't you will do soon. The boys got bags of potential - when this kidgets on an Easyjet flight his baggage charges go through the roof. Bags myfriend.

He'll be better than Messi one day, you mark my words.

Anyway, here's the offer...

Get your jaws off of my hand and let me finish

£22 million and this Benteke fella and Obika is yours

On loan, for the next 3 months.

I look forward to doing business with you.

Daniel Levy

(- jspur26)

 

Why yes, of course, themassive Spurs legend. We'd be well up for a straight swap for him, but don'tknow how to work it through ebay. Sorry.

- myoldmansaid


http://contact.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=200944113141&requested=myoldmansaid&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI

 

[DinoRaggio]

Mi pare che traspaia (eufemismo) una certa malevolenza verso il giocatore 

Avessimo messo noi Zarate su e-bay, forse avremmo usato più o meno le stesse parole, specialmente l'adesivo "One Season Wonder" sulla fronte.